the world's like a science and i'm like a secret

and i saw you lingering still

i’m not a fan of his but this is pretty fuckin hilarious.

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story of my life.

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When I'll be a mom, my advice will be this

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Mom, he broke my heart:

Mom, I got an F:

Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:

Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:

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me.
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me.
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hooommaaahhhggeeerrrrddd

hooommaaahhhggeeerrrrddd

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